Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.