Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'