My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

I'm so into momminess.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.