Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.