I'm so into momminess.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.
I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.