As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I'm so into momminess.