I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.