It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.