Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.

My favorite one to see is the metal bikini on men.

I guess I could Debra Winger in any number of things. She's so luminous - it's a birth defect.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?

I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this.

I had to shoot shotguns for The Blues Brothers. But I don't like that stuff. Too butch for me.