I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.