Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.

I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.

There's no point in being unhappy about growing older. Just think of the millions who have been denied the privilege.

Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues.

There are only seven movie stars in the world whose name alone will induce American bankers to lend money for movie productions, and the only woman on the list is Ingrid Bergman.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.