Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.