Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.