Don't cut off your nose yourself.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?