Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.

What do you think, I was born at 60?

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.