I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.