Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?