Don't cut off your nose yourself.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.