Don't cut off your nose yourself.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.