Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

I couldn't have done it without my players.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

The trick is growing up without growing old.