They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.