Most ball games are lost, not won.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.
That kid can hit balls over buildings.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.