We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.