That kid can hit balls over buildings.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.