Even my players aren't players.
If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?