The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.