All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.