Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.