The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.