Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.