You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.