I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.