I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.