I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.