I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

I couldn't have done it without my players.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.