I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.