I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

Most ball games are lost, not won.