The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.