I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

He (Mickey Mantle) has it in his body to be great.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.