We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.