Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.