Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.