We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.