The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.