They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.