I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.