The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.