The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!