Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.