Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.