A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

Don't cut your nose off yourself.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.