We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

What do you think, I was born at 60?

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.