We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.

What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?