I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.
Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.