I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

That kid can hit balls over buildings.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

Even my players aren't players.