I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.