What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.