You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.