I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.