I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.