The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.