I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.