The Mets has come along slow, but fast!

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.