I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.