You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

Don't cut your nose off yourself.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.