Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.