Even my players aren't players.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out