All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

That kid can hit balls over buildings.

Well, the fella I got on there is hitting pretty good and I know he can make that throw, and if he don't make it that other fella I got coming has shown me a lot, and if he can't I have my guy and I know what he can do. On the other hand, the guy's not around now. And, well, this guy may be able to do it against left-handers if my guy ain't strong enough. I know one of my guys is gonna do it.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.

I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.