Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.