A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.
If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
The Mets are gonna be amazing.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.