I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
The trick is growing up without growing old.