They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.