Most ball games are lost, not won.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.